Do your women a favor. Transcript of me speaking to a complete stranger in a Nordstrom rack fitting space a few weeks ago: Me: “Oh, my god. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. ओह। MY. GAWD!” Stranger in the stall next to me: *knocks politely on wall* “Miss? Are you doing OK?” Me: “Yeah, I’m OK. I’m […]
Steppin’ into Saturday like… Good morning, sweet girl! It’s nice to see you. I’m thankful you could stop by this morning. I hope you’re on your way to do something fun. Oh, my gosh, speaking of that, it just dawned on me that it’ll be June in like 5 seconds! — and I don’t really […]
The scent of summer 1. The smell of Coppertone Waterbabies To quote master wordsmith Nelly, “It’s getting hot in hurr.” Today was 89 degrees! last week it was 25 degrees cooler, but this week it’s starting to feel a lot like summer. I try to take Connor out good and early to wear her little […]
compose a note in the mirror with your lipstick if you have to… Girl, I realized last Monday night that it really, truly assists to keep trash bags in your car. Like, easily available trash bags that you can get from the driver’s seat. ADVERTISEMENT I concerned this astonishingly astonishing revelation because, as I was […]
So…what is the Monday Poll? उत्कृष्ट प्रश्न! It isn’t, in contrast to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of five a lot more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007). I love reading your […]
पहिलो दिनको लोअमो ong ्गको लागि सूर्य बाहिर आयो, र म बाहिरीटर, एक स्वेटर, कोट र एक रेनरकोट बिना बाहिर हिड्न थाल्यो। ‘महिमा महिमा। मैले वास्तवमा मेरो हतियारहरू उसको स्नोम्सको कथामा क्रिसमस कहानीबाट रंण्डी जस्तै महसुस गर्न सक्थें। प्रत्येक व्यक्ति म हिजोमा दगुर्दै गएँ भने, “सूर्य बाहिर छ! हामी तल झुक्नु पर्छ र यसको पूजा […]
Homegirl भर्खरै उद्धरण गर्नुहोस्? उनी निश्चित गर्दै थिए। के तपाईं उसलाई (म) लाई दोष दिन सक्नुहुन्छ? मेरो सामाजिक अन्तर्क्रियाको मेरो प्राथमिक स्रोत एक बच्चा हो, lol! “यसलाई जान दिनुहोस्” केवल गीत लिरिक होइन। यो तपाईं र म दुबै कोमल सूचक हो र मलाई मात्र साना चीजहरू जान दिनुहोस्, a.k.a. साना सामानहरू पसिना छैन। विज्ञापन त्यो […]
मेरी क्रिसमस, अद्भुत साथी। ठ्याक्कै तपाईं कस्तो हुनुहुन्छ? मलाई आशा छ कि तपाईंको दिन जस्तै प्रकाशको रूपमा भरिएको छ (र त्यो सान्ताले लिपस्टिक वा दुईको साथ रोकिन्छ)। म मेरा बाबुआमा, एल हब, कोको र मेरो भाईको साथसाथै क्रिसमस बिहानको छेउमा बस्न लागेको छु, साथै अलि अलि बढी, हामी मेरो ग्लेम ग्रान्नी हेर्नै छौं। विज्ञापन एक […]
When you’re using a new shade of benefit Hoola Bronzer as well as go off on a tangent… ठीकै छ। It’s absolutely OK. विज्ञापन I’ve gone with it, you’ve gone with it, we’ve all gone with it… Bronzer addiction! Yeah, it’s a genuine thing. LOL। Mine occurred circa 2014, which was when I believed that […]
BEANS! Hello as well as welcome to the weekend, my friend! In this umpteenth chapter of “Why, yes, I’m a crazy feline lady,” please enable me to point out 1) the marbling on Rosie’s front paw, 2) her orange patch (!) as well as 3) her two delicate pink toe beans. विज्ञापन मलाई थाहा छ। […]